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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' recap: Waiting to Exhale

 

A terribly vulnerable Sheree went to court but her lawyer Phaedra got her donkey booty handed to her. And Kim's house smells of poop.

Didn't this odd hour of Tuesday night TV feel like one of those extra mash-up episodes of Housewives Bravo likes to air after the reunion special? It was mostly odds and ends, from the adorable (I'm no fan but Miss Joyce hop scotching with her daughter and granddaughter was awful sweet) to the asinine (purple vibrators). In one stoic bleat of obnoxiousness on Kandi Koated Nights! Charles Grant managed to alienate all of Atlanta's female population, to say nothing of Honda Civic drivers. "I think women in Atlanta don't preserve themselves quite as well as they should," he said. "They sell their souls too fast. Carry yourself like you a hooker, you're going to be treated like a hooker. Atlanta a pretend city.

Everyone wants to be somebody."  And Marlo, who I'm unsure if Bravo is building up to be an actual character on the show, remains a mystery. How did she get her money together? Was it from the help of God or an old white sugar daddy as Kandi suggested? I smell a Big Poppa cameo! Ugh, smells like hair oil and old licorice.

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